Terms & Conditions
Welcome to the website (the “Website”) of Obscene Brownies, a division of Mac Media Group, LLC. Obscene Brownies and its associates provide their services to you subject to the following conditions. If you visit or shop within this Website, you accept these conditions. Please read them carefully.
Please review our Privacy Notice as well, which also governs your visit to our Website, to understand our practices.
When you visit obscenebrownies.com or send e-mails to us, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to receive communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by e- mail or by posting notices on this Website. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.
All content included on this Website, such as text, graphics, logos, images, button icons, audio files, digital downloads, data compilations, and software, is the property of Obscene Brownies, its content suppliers, or by third parties who have licensed their materials to us and is protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. The compilation of all content on this Website is the exclusive property of Obscene Brownies, with copyright authorship for this collection by Obscene Brownies, and protected by international copyright laws.
Obscene Brownies’ trademarks and trade dress may not be used in connection with any product or service that is not ours, in any manner that is likely to cause confusion among customers, or in any manner that disparages or discredits Obscene Brownies. All other trademarks not owned by Obscene Brownies or its subsidiaries that appear on this Website are the property of their respective owners, who may or may not be affiliated with, connected to, or sponsored by Obscene Brownies or its subsidiaries.
By visiting this Website, Obscene Brownies grants you a limited license to access and make personal use of this Website and not to download (other than page caching) or modify it, or any portion of it, except with express written consent of Obscene Brownies. This license does not include any resale or commercial use of this Website or its contents: any collection and use of any product listings, descriptions, or prices: any derivative use of this Website or its contents: any downloading or copying of account information for the benefit of another merchant: or any use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering and extraction tools. This Website or any portion of this Website may not be reproduced, duplicated, copied, sold, resold, visited, or otherwise exploited for any commercial purpose without express written consent of Obscene Brownies. You may not frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, trade dress, images or other proprietary information (including images, text, page layout, or form) of Obscene Brownies and our associates without express written consent. You may not use any meta tags or any other “hidden text” utilizing Obscene Brownies’ name or trademarks without the express written consent of Obscene Brownies. Any unauthorized use terminates the permission or license granted by Obscene Brownies. You are granted a limited, revocable, and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the home page of Obscene Brownies so long as the link does not portray Obscene Brownies, its associates and affiliates, or their products or services in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise offensive matter. You may not use any Obscene Brownies logo, trade dress, logo icon or other proprietary graphic or trademark as part of the link without express written permission.
Unless otherwise explicitly specified on the Website, the information on all of the Website is intended solely for use and access by persons residing in the United States, its territories and possessions. Obscene Brownies controls and operates its Website from offices located in the United States and makes no representations or warranties that the information, products or services contained on the Website is appropriate for use or access in other locations. Anyone using or accessing any of the Website from other locations does so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with local United States laws, if and to the extent applicable.
Use of certain features on the Website might be limited and/or require registration. Obscene Brownies shall have the right, in its sole discretion, to refuse or restrict anyone from access to the Website at any time for any reason. Upon registration, you may select your user ID and password (collectively “Password”) for access to and use of the applicable portion of the Website. When registering for your password, you must provide accurate and complete information. If you use this Website, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account and password and for restricting access to your computer, and you agree to accept responsibility for all activities that occur under your account or password. If you are under 18, you may use our Website only with involvement and supervision of a parent or guardian. Obscene Brownies and its associates and partners reserve the right to refuse service, terminate accounts, remove or edit content, or cancel orders in their sole discretion. You agree to use your best efforts to maintain the security of your Password. You shall not disclose your password to anyone else, and you shall not use anyone else’s Password. You agree to notify Obscene Brownies immediately about any unauthorized use of your password or any breach of security. You further agree that Obscene Brownies shall not be responsible for your failure to comply with this Section or any loss or damage arising out of, or related to, your use of your Password by you or anyone other than Obscene Brownies.
Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content: and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, explicit in an adult manner, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of “spam.” You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of a card or other content. Obscene Brownies reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content. If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant Obscene Brownies and its associates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant Insomnia Cookies and its associates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post: that the content is accurate: that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity: and that you will indemnify Obscene Brownies or its associates for all claims resulting from content you supply. Obscene Brownies has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. Obscene Brownies takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party.
Many of our products contain or may come into contact with common food allergens, including eggs, milk, wheat, soy, peanuts and/or tree nuts or other known and unknown allergens. Obscene Brownies is not an allergen-free environment. Although not all of our products may contain food allergens, all of our products are baked or prepared in an environment where eggs, milk, wheat, soy, peanuts and/or tree nuts or other known and unknown allergens are present. Due to the presence of such food allergens at our baking and packaging facilities, we do not recommend consuming any of our products if you are allergic to such food allergens.
If you are not satisfied with your order, please contact Obscene Brownies Customer service immediately (with 24 hours of package arrival is required) via email at firstname.lastname@example.org. All sales are final. If order problems/issues are confirmed by Obscene Brownies, at its sole discretion, to be actionable. In such cases, Obscene Brownies may elect to, but does not guarantee, to offer a partial refund or a full refund for items purchased through the Website. Without exception, all order problem/issue inquiries must be received within 24 hours of the order date listed on your confirmation email.
All items purchased from Obscene Brownies are made pursuant to a shipment contract. This basically means that the risk of loss and title for such items pass to you upon our delivery to the carrier.
THIS WEBSITE IS PROVIDED BY OBSCENE BROWNIES ON AN “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” BASIS. OBSCENE BROWNIES MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS OR WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS TO THE OPERATION OF THIS SITE OR THE ACCURACY OF INFORMATION, CONTENT, MATERIALS, OR PRODUCTS INCLUDED ON THIS SITE. YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE BY APPLICABLE LAW, OBSCENE BROWNIES DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. OBSCENE BROWNIES DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THIS SITE, ITS SERVERS, OR E-MAIL SENT FROM INSOMNIA COOKIES ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. OBSCENE BROWNIES WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY AMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, AND CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. CERTAIN STATE LAWS DO NOT ALLOW LIMITATIONS ON IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF CERTAIN DAMAGES. IF THESE LAWS APPLY TO YOU, SOME OR ALL OF THE ABOVE DISCLAIMERS, EXCLUSIONS, OR LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE ADDITIONAL RIGHTS.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AND UNDER NO LEGAL OR EQUITABLE THEORY, WHETHER IN TORT, CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, SHALL OBSCENE BROWNIES OR ANY OF ITS EMPLOYEES, DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, AGENTS, VENDORS, OR SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU OR TO ANY OTHER PERSON FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL LOSSES OR DAMAGES OF ANY NATURE ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OF OR ACCESS TO OR INABILITY TO USE OR ACCESS THIS WEBSITE, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOST PROFITS, LOSS OF GOODWILL, LOSS OF DATA, WORK STOPPAGE, ACCURACY OF RESULTS, OR COMPUTER FAILURE OR MALFUNCTION, EVEN IF AN AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE OF OBSCENE BROWNIES HAS BEEN ADVISED OF OR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. YOU AGREE THAT YOU, AND NOT OBSCENE BROWNIES, SHALL ASSUME THE ENTIRE COST OF ALL NECESSARY SERVICING, REPAIR OR CORRECTION IN THE EVENT OF ANY SUCH LOSS OR DAMAGE. IN NO EVENT WILL OBSCENE BROWNIES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES IN EXCESS OF SEVENTY FIVE UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($75.00) FOR ANY CLAIMS ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO THESE TERMS & CONDITIONS.
YOU AGREE TO DEFEND, INDEMNIFY AND HOLD OBSCENE BROWNIES AND ITS OWNERS, AFFILIATES, SUBSIDIARIES, DIRECTORS, SHARE HOLDERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, AND CONTRACTORS HARMLESS FROM AND AGAINST ANY AND ALL CLAIMS, DAMAGES, COSTS, AND EXPENSES, INCLUDING ATTORNEYS’ FEES, ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO (I) YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE AND/OR (II) YOUR BREACH OF ANY OF THE TERMS OR CONDITIONS OF THIS TERMS & CONDITIONS.
By visiting Obscene Brownies, you agree that the laws of the state of Arizona, United States, without regard to principles of conflict of laws, will govern these Conditions of Use and any dispute of any sort that might arise between you and Obscene Brownies or its associates.
Any dispute relating in any way to your visit to Obscene Brownies or to products you purchase through Obscene Brownies shall be submitted to confidential arbitration in Arizona, United States, except that, to the extent you have in any manner violated or threatened to violate Obscene Brownies’ intellectual property rights, Obscene Brownies may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in any state or federal court in the state of Arizona, United States, and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts. Arbitration under this agreement shall be conducted under the rules then prevailing of the American Arbitration Association. The arbitrators award shall be binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent jurisdiction. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, no arbitration under this Agreement shall be joined to an arbitration involving any other party subject to this Agreement, whether through class arbitration proceedings or otherwise.
Please review our other policies, such as our Shipping and Returns policy, posted on this Website. These policies also govern your visit to Obscene Brownies. We reserve the right to make changes to our Website, policies, and these Terms and Conditions at any time. If any of these conditions shall be deemed invalid, void, or for any reason unenforceable, that condition shall be deemed severable and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining condition.